i really miss my girlfriend. here we are at rio grande, a favorite hotspot down in lewisburg west virginia. they make a mean margarita (or 9) lee and i met while mating fireflies down at allgirlscamp. i fell in love at first sight of her bushy red fro. she's back at camp now and lonely. noone catches fireflies and forces them to mate quite like i do. she knows this. (love you leeleebird.)